So I just had some Jehovah's witnesses knock at my door. I told them flat out I wasn't interested and closed the door, mostly because my dogs were going nuts, but after I thought of some things I COULD have said!
-I'm in the middle of a sacrifice ritual to appease Ctulu, come back later!
-No no no, I ordered a cop theme! You guys better be huge!
-Or don't say nothing, just hand them a briefcase and a random picture with a note that reads "get it done"
Now I'm not going to get in to a big ole' discussion about faith or lack of faith, because I'm cool with whatever you want to believe in, but I am not a fan of people that feel like it's their duty to go door-to-door to pester people and try to sell them on something.
Anyone else have a funny thing for them??